Dangerous way to live

[jakechirak]

Who's ready for a meme? A meme I made myself. Okay, not really a meme, but I was inspired!
Here's five ways how I'll probably stop existing:

FALLING ASLEEP IN MY BATH
I know its almost impossible to just slip into the water and die but what if the whole building collapse on my nakked, sleepy head?


L'APPEL DU VIDE
A french expression about intrusive thought meaning "the call of the void". I often wonder "what if I tried [HORRIBLY DANGEROUS THING]?" With that stupid logic, I already jumped off high cliffs (and hurt myself) (to be fair I STOPPED doing this) (because I have limited bones)


WANTING TO FUCK SLASHERS
I mean, if I die, I'd rather die being stabbed by the hot muscled sweaty horror that's trying to kill me. Also, i'm a person of color so in most horror movies, I'll die.


VISITING DEADLY PLACES
So I already visited Chernobyl and Prypiat, hunted places (long story but I felt sick before knowing it was hunted) , abandoned buildings... I'll probably end up cursed.


BEING QUEER
The last one isn't much fun but I already got punched, insulted and spit on because i'm queer :(... don't worry, for this one, i'll survive. Hell even if I die, i'll be the gayest vengeful ghost ever.

 

Comments

[kradeelav]

i love your delightful illustrations of each, this sounds like such a fun/morbid little meme and i love too, that you remind us that it doesn't have to be mutually exclusive, at least most times ~

visiting chernobyl sounds like it was a blast ... how close did you get to the elephant's foot? :o

[jakechirak]

Ahaw, thanks!
I didnt get close to the powerplant, even tho we were close enough to see the huge gap on the roof, we visited the city of Pripyat and were allowed inside a few buildings like the school... I know there were ways to see more.. like paying the soldiers a few bucks so they let you roam around aha (I should post the few photos I have!)